 Which Nigerian spammer are You?
The Scam Hangover Museeum
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SEND IN THE REST OF YOUR MONEY, I PROMISE YOU WILL FEEL THE EASE!
we are forced to reopen the Scam Hangover Museum, cause we can't the fuckers just let go with it.
but....
SCAM ALERT;-)))
419 SCAM DOES PAY OFF
A wonderful story from Germany:
A 70 year old pensioner in the small Town of Ennigerloh in Germany recieved a Nigrian scam letter, and got in contact with the guys. They sent him all this official looking papers to recieve 40.000.000 USD. There was just this tiny problem, he was supposed to send 150.000 upfront.
So this fellow went to the social welfare office of his hometown, and said:
"Listen, your office is always broke. I will share the 40.000.000 with you, when you lend me the 150.000.
The welfare guys looked through the official looking, perfectly faked papers, thought: great idea to fill up our empty cash box, and lent him officially! the equivalent of 150 .000 EURO.
The pensioner flew out to Thailand and wasn't seen in Germany again.
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Free communication is the heart on the net , but some contemporaries hit our balles with unasked emails, to wrench out the last $ we lent already from a friend.
But I am not only blaming those guys who send out their shitty mails.
It always takes two to tango. What ever will happen on this planet, the race of the greedy, stupid is not threatend by expiration.
Here I collected some letters the GHG recieved during the last weeks. ( before I always trashed them, very often even before opening, so you might miss the better ones. Some are worthwile to read for the phantasy the authors uses to activate the minor parts of our personality.
Some are funny , most are dull, a few quite clever,others realy aggravating, just be warned: in case you recieve one of those "Busines Opportunyties from whomthefuckwherever", NEVER EVER ANSWER SUCH MAILS, NOT EVEN WITH A HEARTY "FUCK OFF"!!!!!
Have a nice example for scam?
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